This is my neighbor, who used to sunbathe topless or sometimes naked behind my house. She was well on her way to being football-skinned at the time. Once she went topless alongside a hottie from my high school. That was a good day. But, “naked is naked” (when you’re 16), although if this were the image out my window, my eyes would still have forks stuck in them.
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