Sea Hag
This is my neighbor, who used to sunbathe topless or sometimes naked behind my house. She was well on her way to being football-skinned at the time. Once she went topless alongside a hottie from my high school. But, naked is naked, when you’re 16, although if this were the image out my window, my eyes would still have forks stuck in them.
[...] have no naked hottie counterpart. Except topless/nude sunbathers behind a VW camper in a driveway behind a house. And some girls changing into their bikinis in their rabbit convertible in Daytona Beach [...]