Dear al Qaeda
Thanks for waiting until today to be complete pig-fellating assholes.
Blowing up the subways at the end of Live 8 would have sucked much more terribly (more victims), for those of us in the sanity based community. Anyway, we all hope you each die alone slathered in boar semen, and that if you still make it to the 72 virgin stage after that disgrace, they laugh and point at your tiny limpness, and that Allah does not stock Cialis in martyr heaven.
Die, fuckheads, die.
America and 192 other countries