How you can tell the copywriters were smoking the cheap stuff…

or how to turn a sow’s ear into, well, an ugly ass POS. “Above all, it’s a Honda” is what Honda tells us about their minivan turned SUV turned bastard alien lovechid child of a Ranchero and a Subaru BRAT.
Hmmmmm.  Does this ring any bells? THAT Us>You bullshit worked out well for another exemplary vehicle:

Best of all, it’s a Cadillac.

(At first it was “best of all, it’s BY Cadillac”). I am still laughing at that one.