When life hands you lemons
Filed in In Local News..., , 4:36 pm by Dr. Gonzotake a pipe bomb and blow them up (apologies to the good snoops in Homeland Security) make long island ice tea and drink yourself into a stupor. That is the metaphorical equivalent of my last 2 days. Big changes are afoot, most of which suck, but are necessary here in the barren wastelands.
Less [...]
Sock is The Answer…..
Filed in In Local News..., , 5:27 am by OG FredYes, our favorite puppet is 42 - now been able to drink legally for more than half his life.
Cheers!
C Ya
Filed in Football Is God, August 28, 2005, 6:02 pm by Dr. GonzoBye-bye Buckeye: Broncos set to release Clarett
Maurice Clarett’s gamble for the big dollars in the NFL failed for a second time. The Denver Broncos informed Clarett on Sunday that he is being released.
It was 20 years ago today
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 4:00 am by Dr. Gonzowell, 21 years ago…
12:01 am Waldo’s for a commemorative upside down tequila shooter.
2 or 3 pm Free Drinks with 8 at Wayside, Uppercrud and Ground Round
8 pm classy Andre Champagne with Pod and chesty Maureen and Trish/Skeletor on Elm Street.
Why is this notable?
1 - Because it made the Sock the first ever [...]
oh-ohh Dreamweaver
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 3:00 am by Dr. Gonzo
Two score and two years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand…
God Gave Rock and Roll to You
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, August 27, 2005, 11:21 pm by Dr. GonzoI’ve been watching Gene Simmons’ Rock School on VH1.
Although it follows the Jack Black script pretty closely, its still an interesting train wreck of a show. Gene still thinks of himself as a “rock star.” While KISS has been unfairly shunned by the RnR Hall of Fame, his best individual work was and remains “wish upon [...]
U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High
Filed in Surreal Life, August 26, 2005, 12:25 pm by Dr. GonzoSupport the American economy…
Before It’s Too Late in Iraq
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 10:50 am by Dr. GonzoHere’s the “steady leadership”