A Few of My Favorite Things

"Sexual Chaos"
Congress to 1st Amendment - STFU
FOAD, Qwest
FUH2
Beware of the Leopard
Freaks and enslaved thinkers
Hello? Is there anybody in there?
McFly?
The Smoking Lamp Is Lit
No Soup for You!
Now I've got them steadily depressing lowdown, mind-messing Working-at-the-Car-Wash blues
Oops, I Crapped My Driveway
Revenge of the ...

Say Yes to Michigan
Like A Virgin
The Philmont Challenge (It Just Doesn't Matter)
Car and Driver Turns 50 Without Me
Daze of Our Lives
Superstar to the 100 Greatest Guitar Solos: STFU, n00b!!!
manejar en Mexico

The Critics Agree

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.
Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.
OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker
Cripley

Stop running into people
Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp


You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

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