Messenger Puppet | 2005

DRUDGE: BREAKING NEWS!!! OUTRAGE IN MUNCIE

Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, August 26, 2005, 10:03 am by Dr. Gonzo

DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE

Robertson apologizes for saying Die, you brown pinko Commie

Filed in Impeach Bush, Pat Robertson Moons America, August 25, 2005, 5:21 pm by Dr. Gonzo

Karl Rove told me that Saddam planned to invade Texas through Venezuela during the Pentagon’s 9–11 parade, and I went a little batty. cough (nuke ‘em all) cough
– Marion (yes, like a girl) “Pat” (yes, like a girl) Robertson, while being fitted for his Ayatollah hat.
Robertson apologizes for assassination call

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Words to Live By

Filed in Football Is God, , 4:03 pm by Dr. Gonzo

All the joy of being a fan, without the mess…
THE DABBLER’S GUIDE TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL
With the approach of the college football season (now only eight days away), we here at The Bemusement Park, as part of our court-ordered community service efforts, are happy to provide a helpful guide for the incoming fan who wants to [...]

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Don’t dis the tattoo man

Filed in Surreal Life, , 11:39 am by Dr. Gonzo

2 accused of castrating man, cutting off ears
Associated Press
Aug. 25, 2005 10:15 AM

WALNUT COVE, N.C. - Police have arrested two people who allegedly castrated a man and also cut off his ears. Authorities say the man was mutilated after he got into a fight with another man who was supposed to give him [...]

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