Sep
30
2005
18 hours to go…
Sep
29
2005
Arrrr
My pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open
sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s
definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional
swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine,
reliable pirate. Arr!
Sep
28
2005
Sock to comment spammers: GFY!
I reallowed anonymous comments. The thing is, you have to post a secret code that the bots can’t read. Thanks for dealing with it. trust me, it’s better than the goatse/hentai/Deliverance BS that was infecting the sock over the last little while…
Sep
27
2005
The things I do for foosball
Yes, I ponied up. Not because I didn’t want to get stuck with Texas/Missouri instead of Michigan / whoever. No, it’s because last week my state got the 9 am Colorado @ Miami feed, but my local ABC affiliate thought that the Cher makeup infomercial, some EZ finance crap and some televangelist hatefest was way more important than some stupid intersectional football game. Asshats.
Sep
27
2005
Shithead
I'm a travelin' man
PLEASE NOTE: The title of the post is opinion only. It is an opinion. A metaphor. An appellation. Le nom de merde. Also, it is not a reflection on the professional abilities of the above person. It is NOT nor is it intended to be a factual representation that the above dillweed’s head is literally made of or contains shit.
The previous disclaimer is NOT nor is it intended to be a factual representation that the above cretin is or has any connection to dillweed, dill, weed, Beavis and/or Butthead (who exemplify the meaning and intent of the phrase “dillweed”), or the Vlasic Pickle Corporation of Schnectady, New York. Or whatever.
The previous use of the word “cretin” does not necessarily reflect an actual medical diagnosis of any condition, even that of being alive. Your mileage may vary. Subject to prior sale. For entertainment purposes only.
Fucking lawyers.
Sep
26
2005
The Sky Fell? Why Wasn’t I Notified???
OMG – they gave up a last minute TD to lose. Plus Henne looks like Navarre (deer in the headlights) this year.
B. F. D.
Sep
26
2005
A window into sock world…
Crap that occupied my weekend…
Moving is done, $55 in gas later…
Weirdness? Well, that is at about 11 still.
Broke the s*** out of some furniture I hate.
Water heater sprung a leak, which meant trashed, swampy carpet in
Monkey’s room. Monkey did not think the smell under her bed was newsworthy. Surprise!
Failed stucco screwed up some particle board under the shingles. Roof should be a cheap repair.
Dammit Bob Vila, where the hell are you?
1%
The Critics Agree
These are the ramblings of a real freakFredo WangYou just exemplify dork now... case closed!!SabrinaI could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.Minister of CoolThanks for ruining another fond memory.OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fuckerCripleyStop running into people
Superstar Queen of ShebaYou are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcatWhat kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp
You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]Chevelle
I agree with each and every one of your statements.Woody
Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.200 readers per day
