Messenger Puppet

      My pirate name is:      Bloody Jack Kidd            Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable [...]

I reallowed anonymous comments. The thing is, you have to post a secret code that the bots can’t read. Thanks for dealing with it. trust me, it’s better than the goatse/hentai/Deliverance BS that was infecting the sock over the last little while…

The Cyborg Name Generator

Yes, I ponied up. Not because I didn’t want to get stuck with Texas/Missouri instead of Michigan / whoever. No, it’s because last week my state got the 9 am Colorado @ Miami feed, but my local ABC affiliate thought that the Cher makeup infomercial, some EZ finance crap and some televangelist hatefest was way [...]

PLEASE NOTE: The title of the post is opinion only.  It is an opinion. A metaphor. An appellation. Le nom de merde. Also, it is not a reflection on the professional abilities of the above person. It is NOT nor is it intended to be a factual representation that the above dillweed’s head is literally [...]

Broncos salvage an otherwise shitty weekend of lewsers.

Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly, International

Fire Lloyd Carr OMG – they gave up a last minute TD to lose.  Plus Henne looks like Navarre (deer in the headlights) this year. B. F. D.

Crap that occupied my weekend… Moving is done, $55 in gas later… Weirdness? Well, that is at about 11 still. Broke the s*** out of some furniture I hate. Water heater sprung a leak, which meant trashed, swampy carpet in Monkey’s room. Monkey did not think the smell under her bed was newsworthy. Surprise! Failed [...]