My pirate name is:      Bloody Jack Kidd            Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable […]

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The things I do for foosball

Yes, I ponied up for ESPN Gameplan. Not because I didn’t want to get stuck with Texas/Missouri instead of Michigan / whoever. No, it’s because last week my state got the 9 am Colorado @ Miami feed, but my local ABC affiliate thought that the Cher makeup infomercial, some EZ finance crap and some televangelist […]

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Jonathan J. Shithead

  PLEASE NOTE: The title of the post is opinion only.  It is an opinion. A metaphor. An appellation. Le nom de merde. Also, it is not a reflection on the professional abilities of the above person. It is NOT nor is it intended to be a factual representation that the above dillweed’s head is […]

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A window into sock world…

Crap that occupied my weekend… Moving is done, $55 in gas later… Weirdness? Well, that is at about 11/10 still. Broke the s*** out of some furniture I hate. Water heater sprung a leak, which meant trashed, swampy carpet in Monkey’s room. Monkey did not think the smell under her bed was newsworthy. Surprise! Failed stucco […]

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