Dick Cheney swears by the pocket organ 9000 (now with Bluetooth(R)!)

We’re on the job…

President Bush explains how talk of windfall profit taxes on energy companies would cause more hurricanes.   Secretary of Widespread Death Donald Rumsfeld reportedly stated that if the President would simply authorize shooting the poor as “weather combatants,” the resurrection of New Orleans as an exclusive playground for drunken campaign donors would proceed much smoother.  VP Dick “F** you” Cheney said the insurgency of poor people was in its last throes.  Each blamed Bill Clinton for the disaster and subsequent FUBARed rescue and recovery operations.

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