But just in time for the DVD buying season…

Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith.

I didn’t think it was possible to be more unimpressed with Star Wars. Today, I stand corrected. If you were unfortunate enough to hear your stupid co-workers yammering on about Lucas’ latest shit burger, you might have heard them saying something like “I didn’t like the first two, but this one was good!” When I ask why, these people have trouble responding because it’s hard to talk with George Lucas’ flaccid penis in their collective mouths…

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