Messenger Puppet

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Comment Spam Sucks Ass

I got nailed by a swarm yesterday. The kind folks at Blogharbor killed to death the 50 or so I had yet to delete. Which is cool, because the one by one delete bizness is almost as big of a pain…

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Divine Miss M

“I got a letter from the Republican Party the other day. I wrote back, ‘Go fuck yourself.’” - Bette Midler
New York Goes New Orleans
Bartcop has the full quote:
“I could stand up here and talk for hours about ineptitude, stupidity, blame, in-e-qual-i-ty, global warming, the dangerous destruction of the wetlands. We’re surrounded by disasters! The [...]

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HOF to Simmons: FOAD, beotch

The new class of potential inductees was announced, and once again, Kiss wasn’t on it.
Mellencamp nominated for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Do I care? Not that much.
Is KISS  simply a bad “Paul and Gene, plus 2 other guys” lounge act these days? Yes.
Is it ridiculous to exclude them? Yes.

Dressing like [...]

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Jeb Bush’s Imaginary Friend

Jeb Bush Reveals His “Mystical Warrior” Friend

Last week, after “more than an hour of solemn ceremony” swearing in Rep. Marco Rubio (R-FL) as House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium to tell “a short story about ‘unleashing Chang,’ his ‘mystical warrior’ friend.”
Below, courtesy of the Gainesville Sun, are Bush’s words, “spoken before hundreds [...]

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Evolushark

 Evolushark, a blue shark uniquely formed by the word “evolution”, is a science mascot specifically designed to discourage conservative Christians from trying to inject creationism into public school science curriculum. By intimidating their mascot Ichthys, Evolushark symbolically warns conservative Christians that attempts to impose their sectarian beliefs on America’s secular society face strong opposition.

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This is not the title of this Post

This is about Self-Reference
The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false…

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Obey

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Kings of Chaos

Click HERE to help me prevail in an imaginary world of wrriors and s***.  Click every day and earn me some d*** soldiers.  mmmkay?
Go here Kings of Chaos and be your own army, too.

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KEEP OFF THE INTERNET

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW
“I was a happily married man – two kids, a wife, a mistress and an almost unnatural interest in strippers. Then, I got hooked on the internet. Now, I have no time or energy for infidelity, as all of my time is taken up planning family vacations and [...]

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You wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world…

Garvis!!!!