hALITOsis?
Sorry. That is the best I could come up with for today’s proposed Taliban Justice…
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FU, T.O.
49-21, Broncos
Read more "FU, T.O."I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!
395 year old Joe Paterno catches his breath after mistaking the ground for a referee from the Michigan game. “I’ll get those #$T#@#% crafty bastards one of these times” he reportedly muttered.
Read more "I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!"Somebody pay up
My blog is worth $76,212.90. How much is your blog worth?
Read more "Somebody pay up"Things My Dad Was Wrong About, Part 612 – the Aftermath
In our last episode, Reverend Dinkerson had just committed felonious assault on a water pipe, due to spectacularly bad, wrong advice from pops. Last month a battalion of civil engineers and some $8/ hour migrant laborers from in front of Home Depot arrived at la casa pendejo to get medieval on the front yard with […]
Read more "Things My Dad Was Wrong About, Part 612 – the Aftermath"Jesus Wept
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is to confirm that WINK DINKERSON, VAN BUREN & 24th STREET,PHOENIX AZ has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California. (Just Like Hunter S.) Date of Ordination: 10/26/2005 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained […]
Read more "Jesus Wept"Why Dobson et al. are so adamant
Over Three Hundred Proofs of God’s Existence How can you argue with this? ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II) (1) God is love. (2) Love isblind. (3) Stevie Wonder is blind. (4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS (1) God exists. (2) I don’t give a crap whether you believe it […]
Read more "Why Dobson et al. are so adamant"Wake-Up Wal-Mart: Sign the petition
Wake-Up Wal-Mart: Sign the petition As if corruption at the highest level of our government isn’t bad enough, it turns out Wal-Mart actually gave Tom Delay money 2 days after he was indicted. That’s right. Wal-Mart made a $5,000 contribution to support Tom Delay’s corruption 2 days after his indictment.
Read more "Wake-Up Wal-Mart: Sign the petition"F U N Y
stupid evil bastards. %^$@%&$%&(^*(P&%%$
Read more "F U N Y"Life Without Braylon
kinda sucks. We’ll let you have Joey, if its any consolation. Lions annihilate Browns, 13–10.
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