hALITOsis?
Filed in Impeach Bush, October 31, 2005, 4:47 pm by Dr. GonzoSorry. That is the best I could come up with for today’s proposed Taliban Justice…
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!
Filed in Football Is God, October 29, 2005, 9:29 pm by Dr. Gonzo395 year old Joe Paterno catches his breath after mistaking the ground for a referee from the Michigan game. “I’ll get those #$T#@#% crafty bastards one of these times” he reportedly muttered.
Somebody pay up
Filed in the big series of tubes, October 28, 2005, 11:51 am by Dr. GonzoMy blog is worth $76,212.90.How much is your blog worth?
Things My Dad Was Wrong About, Part 612 - the Aftermath
Filed in In Local News..., October 27, 2005, 2:02 pm by Dr. GonzoIn our last episode, Reverend Dinkerson had just committed felonious assault on a water pipe, due to spectacularly bad, wrong advice from pops.
Last month a battalion of civil engineers and some $8/ hour migrant laborers from in front of Home Depot arrived at la casa pendejo to get medieval on the front yard with a [...]
Jesus Wept
Filed in Pat Robertson Moons America, , 11:55 am by Dr. Gonzo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is to confirm that WINK DINKERSON, VAN BUREN & 24th STREET,PHOENIX AZ has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 10/26/2005
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
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Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please [...]
Why Dobson et al. are so adamant
Filed in Pat Robertson Moons America, October 25, 2005, 10:50 am by Dr. GonzoOver Three Hundred
Proofs of God’s Existence
How can you argue with this?
ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love isblind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
(1) God exists.
(2) I don’t give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to [...]
Wake-Up Wal-Mart: Sign the petition
Filed in Impeach Bush, October 24, 2005, 2:45 pm by Dr. GonzoWake-Up Wal-Mart: Sign the petition
As if corruption at the highest level of our government isn’t bad enough, it turns out Wal-Mart actually gave Tom Delay money 2 days after he was indicted. That’s right. Wal-Mart made a $5,000 contribution to support Tom Delay’s corruption 2 days after his indictment.
F U N Y
Filed in Football Is God, October 23, 2005, 5:40 pm by Dr. Gonzostupid evil bastards.
%^$@%&$%&(^*(P&%%$
Life Without Braylon
Filed in Football Is God, , 2:56 pm by Dr. Gonzokinda sucks. We’ll let you have Joey, if its any consolation.
Lions annihilate Browns, 13–10.
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