ATHENS, October 18 (RIA Novosti) – A prisoner in a Romanian jail is suing God, Greek state television reported from Bucharest Tuesday.
“God received different material valuables from me, as well as prayers in exchange for promises of a better life. In reality, this did not happen – I found myself in the devil’s hands,” the plaintiff said.
The convict is serving 20 years in the west Romanian city of Timisoara. He apparently blames God for the troubles in his life and wants God brought to account for failing to fulfill the commitments He undertook and for taking bribes.
The plaintiff said that when he had been baptized in childhood, he concluded a contract with God that had legal effect – God was supposed to protect him from evil.
The plaintiff said the Romanian Orthodox Church, which, according to him, directly represents God, should compensate him for the alleged God-inflicted damage.
In line with the law, the lawsuit was submitted to court. However, as the defendant is neither an individual nor a company, and is not subject to a civil court of law’s jurisdiction, the case is unlikely to be heard regardless of how justified the plaintiff’s demands may be, court officials said.
If this suit goes forward, trailer park dwellers should petition to intervene and for class certification, since a tornado is an act of god, and he always aims at them.