In our last episode, Reverend Dinkerson had just committed felonious assault on a water pipe, due to spectacularly bad, wrong advice from pops.
Last month a battalion of civil engineers and some $8/ hour migrant laborers from in front of Home Depot arrived at la casa pendejo to get medieval on the front yard with a backhoe.
Broken valve: fissed
Yard: ready for mudbowl 2005.
Bill: $47.47
Incarceration for stupidity: forestalled for now.
In case you wondered.