In our last episode, Reverend Dinkerson had just committed felonious assault on a water pipe, due to spectacularly bad, wrong advice from pops.

Last month a battalion of civil engineers and some $8/ hour migrant laborers from in front of Home Depot arrived at la casa pendejo to get medieval on the front yard with a backhoe. 

Broken valve: fissed

Yard:  ready for mudbowl 2005.

Bill: $47.47

Incarceration for stupidity:  forestalled for now.

In case you wondered.