I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!
395 year old Joe Paterno catches his breath after mistaking the ground for a referee from the Michigan game. “I’ll get those #$T#@#% crafty bastards one of these times” he reportedly muttered.
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This entry was written 9:29 pm October 29, 2005 by Dr. Gonzo.
Categorized: Football Is God. Tagged:Losers
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I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.Minister of CoolThanks for ruining another fond memory.OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fuckerCripleyStop running into people
Superstar Queen of ShebaYou are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
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You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]
I agree with each and every one of your statements.
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This happened right in front of me. He was walking around during team warm ups before a game and John Shaw (#99) didn’t see him so he ran over him. Paterno didn’t want help getting up, because he was fine, so he got up on his own. Get a life Gonzo.
Check the date: Welcome to 2 years ago.
Since there is nothing to cheer about at Penn State once again, except the end of football season, you might as well find humor where you can, be it Joe Paterno’s Jerry Ford imitation, his incessant whining about the refs whenever PSU gets beat or watching Sparty mount the cat mascot repeatedly during the game.