I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!

Dr. Gonzo
Paterno discovers gravity

No, no. I meant to do this

395 year old Joe Paterno catches his breath after mistaking the ground for a referee from the Michigan game. “I’ll get those #$T#@#% crafty bastards one of these times” he reportedly muttered.

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2 Responses to “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!”

  • FarmersHighSchool Says:
    November 24th, 2007 at 11:21 am

    This happened right in front of me. He was walking around during team warm ups before a game and John Shaw (#99) didn’t see him so he ran over him. Paterno didn’t want help getting up, because he was fine, so he got up on his own. Get a life Gonzo.

  • Dr. Gonzo Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Check the date: Welcome to 2 years ago.

    Since there is nothing to cheer about at Penn State once again, except the end of football season, you might as well find humor where you can, be it Joe Paterno’s Jerry Ford imitation, his incessant whining about the refs whenever PSU gets beat or watching Sparty mount the cat mascot repeatedly during the game.

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