Messenger Puppet

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News of the weird

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Man who said he was asleep during sex wins case
TORONTO - In an unusual case Tuesday in a Toronto courtroom, a 33-year-old man was acquitted of sexual assault after a judge ruled he was asleep during the attack, the Toronto Sun reported Wednesday.
Man allegedly kills transvestite prostitute with hoe
NORTHRIDGE, Calif. - [...]

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“Victory” is the new “quagmire”

Bush: U.S. to stay in Iraq till every soldier is fricking dead or Halliburton stock hits 100.
Dear George:
It’s great that you now have a “plan” for victory.  Too bad you did not have this plan BEFORE you accomplished whatever mission it was 2 years ago. 
Love,
the WalMart Nation

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Tricky Dick

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Thank you Kansas

Despite stepping on their d***s against the stupid cornherders. the Buffs head to the Bevo/Ralphie Beatdown Showdown presented by Dr. Pibb next weekend.
Yay football.  Another week of CU football always beats the alternative, no matter whether they stink up the field.

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F U N U

f***ing cornholers
N stands for nawledge.
CU in Shreveport or some other toilet bowl, after Iowa State kills Kansas and takes CU’s place in the Big 12 Championship.
#$@@$#^%#^&
Oh well, maybe we’ll get lucky and have a Michgan colorado matchup in the Alamo Bowl.  Wouldn’t THAT be cool?

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Keep THIS in mind

As you may recall, I got my own personal troll.  El shithead grande took me to task for the appellation “Raoul Duke.”  I explained my historical use of that name, as part of a GFY response.
If you care, here is evidence. 

Nonetheless, after thinking about it, I HAVE changed my name.  Again.  This will (I [...]

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Holiday Thoughts from President-Elect Clark

Dear Friend,
Tomorrow, Americans will sit down together with friends and family across the country to celebrate Thanksgiving. It’s the most American of holidays — a tradition that we trace back to our pilgrim ancestors who gathered with the Wampanoag tribe to celebrate the first Thanksgiving in 1621 near Plymouth, Massachusetts.
Thanksgiving continued to be celebrated occasionally [...]

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I just thought it looked like Mexico

Your Personality Profile

You
are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.Your mind is a weapon, able to
solve any puzzle.You are also great at poking holes in arguments and
common beliefs.For you, comfort and calm are very important.You tend to
thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.You prefer to protect
your emotions and stay strong.

The World’s Shortest Personality Test

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For Sale: Lamborghini Murcielago 2002 - New Zealand

Lamborghini Murcielago 2002 - New Zealand

Second owner. Needs minor repairs…

Giltraps have the identical Vehicle for sale, they say for their one $425,000. We SAY for our one, MAKE an OFFER to day ! We are SELLERS !!!

NOTE TO COMMENTERS

Not me
not my car
Car is (was) in New Zealand; I am not.
from 2005.
kthxbai

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Somewhere else, a fat lady sang

F***ing Buckeyes.
F***ing Alamo Bowl.