is not my name, but “yo quiero taco bell” will be my mantra for the next couple of days, as I traipse on down to Puerto Penasco in search of bikinis, beer and “more of each please.”

I am well prepared to bridge the cultural divide…

Donde esta mas cerveza? (more beer); los banos? (the bathroom); el Aduana (hookers)
Cabeza de mierda – (shithead)
Que chingados quieres?(What the fuck do you want?)