Messenger Puppet | 2006

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The Real State of the Union

Filed in Impeach Bush, January 31, 2006, 10:49 am by Dr. Gonzo

Why can’t we have a president with a clue, like maybe Wes Clark?

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A Match Made in Heaven

Filed in Surreal Life, , 10:00 am by Dr. Gonzo

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What Sports Car Are You?

Filed in Pimp My Ride, , 9:47 am by Dr. Gonzo

I’m a Chevrolet Corvette!

You’re a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You’re all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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Men’s Wearhouse Steps on its own ____.

Filed in Final Bitch, January 30, 2006, 2:27 pm by Dr. Gonzo

I guarantee it ™ too, George…

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KennyBoy, Prepare to Meet Bubba

Filed in Final Bitch, , 11:41 am by Dr. Gonzo

Enron Execs on Trial for Fraud and Conspiracy
Jury Selection Begins
Media sat on its thumbs
And to think this (Lay) was our president’s biggest campaign donor. But George “doesn’t know him” now that he is a crook and all.
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This is your future, Joe Nacchio. Pucker up.

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