Here you go. Episode 1, Freshman english: The Rock and I.
There is (OK, after 15 year, was) a copy of this floating around Beirut somewhere. True story – my friend Hamid from class loved the story and sent a copy back home.
No, I did not orchestrate it, either.
(It works better if you right click to save – otherwise you may only get the first page.)
Say it with me: “You WARNEDus.”