Robertson says Sharon’s stroke is God’s punishmentThe Reverend Pat Robertson says Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s massive stroke could be God’s punishment for giving up Israeli territory. The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network told viewers of “The 700 Club” that Sharon was “dividing God’s land,” even though the Bible says doing so invites “God’s enmity.” Robertson added, “I would say woe to any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course.” He noted that former Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated. Robertson said God’s message is, “This land belongs to me. You’d better leave it alone.”
Yes, Pat, that is right. God wants his chosen people to occupy a shitty little rock-strewn piece of wasteland that even they don’t want, and will defend their right to occupy it even if he has to kill them. Why not just trade for Tucson?
Now it’s nappy time. Find your teddy bear.