Credit sucks. Credit is like crack. Citi is this guy
That shit on his desk is Gold Press Latinum Citi cards with 0.00% APR on all purchases for six months.* Buy a new jetski. Or three. Or in my case, a lift, big tires, armor and GPS for the Jeep. Fuckers.
Today, I said my own, “say hello to MY little friend” to those bastards. Fleeing to Brazil was inifinitely more appealing than my solution, but it’ll do.
prime +24.9% compunded daily after that. Bend over and take it like a man.