Credit sucks.  Credit is like crack.  Citi is this guy

That shit on his desk is Gold Press Latinum Citi cards with 0.00% APR on all purchases for six months.*   Buy a new jetski.  Or three.  Or in my case, a lift, big tires, armor and GPS for the Jeep.  Fuckers.

Today, I said my own, “say hello to MY little friend” to those bastards.  Fleeing to Brazil was inifinitely more appealing than my solution, but it’ll do.

prime +24.9% compunded daily after that.  Bend over and take it like a man.