Henry Wept
Filed in Pimp My Ride, February 27, 2006, 11:46 am by Dr. Gonzo
Ford GT – $200,000
2 days, 9 miles worth of insurance – $1,295
How Not to Fuck Up Your Ubermobile Before You Get to Mile # 10 Course at Bondurant – From $500
Spending your time and money trying to impress the Beer babe with your inherent studly driving abilities while driving through Bushwood, instead – priceless about [...]
Anarchy in the - in Cleveland? WTF?
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, , 11:03 am by Dr. GonzoUrine in wine? WTF?
RIP, Barney
Filed in Kill Your Television, February 25, 2006, 5:14 pm by Dr. Gonzo
Actor Don Knotts dies at 81 .
Who can forget:
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966) …. Luther Heggs
The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964) …. Henry Limpet
Cannonball Run II (1984) …. CHP Officer
A: Everyone. But you can’t forget Barney Fife. He made that show. That show turned to shit when they fired Fife Knotts left for [...]
It was me
Filed in Pimp My Ride, , 11:03 am by Dr. GonzoI am Dietrich, the mysterious German driver who vanished into the California hillside after playing polehunter with this tarty little Fiero.
Ferrari Shattered.
In the News
Filed in Surreal Life, , 10:02 am by Dr. GonzoHomeless man tried to sneak off with sheep from zoo LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested.
Date night in Arkansas never changes.
Burglar steals urine samples WAUKESHA, Wis. - A burglar on a dirty mission broke into a parole office [...]
Johnny Sack in Tempe, 2.22.06
Filed in Pimp My Ride, February 22, 2006, 6:24 pm by Dr. GonzoBroadway and Hardy, 6 p.m.
It’s nice that he’s out of jail and all, but doesn’t he need to get back to New York?
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys…
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, February 20, 2006, 10:37 pm by Dr. GonzoSo long and thanks for all the boobs
Filed in Kill Your Television, Needs More Cowbell, , 9:21 pm by Dr. Gonzo
