Ford GT – $200,000 2 days, 9 miles worth of insurance – $1,295 How Not to Fuck Up Your Ubermobile Before You Get to Mile # 10 Course at Bondurant – From $500 Spending your time and money trying to impress the Beer babe with your inherent studly driving abilities while driving through Bushwood, instead […]Read more "Henry Wept"
Urine in wine? WTF?Read more "Anarchy in the – in Cleveland? WTF?"
Actor Don Knotts dies at 81 . Who can forget: The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966) …. Luther Heggs The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964) …. Henry Limpet Cannonball Run II (1984) …. CHP Officer A: Everyone. But you can’t forget Barney Fife. He made that show. That show turned to shit when they fired Fife, […]Read more "RIP, Barney"
or up the fiber in your diet, DarthRead more "Use the force"
Homeless man tried to sneak off with sheep from zoo LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested. Date night in Arkansas never changes. Burglar steals urine samples WAUKESHA, Wis. – A burglar on a dirty mission broke into a parole […]Read more "In the News"
Broadway and Hardy, 6 p.m. It’s nice that he’s out of jail and all, but doesn’t he need to get back to New York?Read more "Johnny Sack in Tempe, 2.22.06"
Warp their little brains with Floyd instead. They’ll thank you. Am I a bad dad? Saturday morning we watched this: in all its naked, peyote and heroin OD glory. It’s my job to introduce my kids to stoner music, isn’t it? They already know more about sex and drugs at 8 and 11 than I […]Read more "Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys…"
For 25 years, this has been the “best movie ever,” mostly because I was on a plutonium nyborg bender every time I saw it. For reasons unknown to me, I watched this cartoon thing last night, stone cold sober. Big mistake. It isn’t that good. Harry Canyon – fuck the girl with big, physically impossible […]Read more "So long and thanks for all the boobs"