Henry Wept

Ford GT – $200,000 2 days, 9 miles worth of insurance – $1,295 How Not to Fuck Up Your Ubermobile Before You Get to Mile # 10 Course at Bondurant – From $500 Spending your time and money trying to impress the Beer babe with your inherent studly driving abilities while driving through Bushwood, instead […]

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RIP, Barney

Actor Don Knotts dies at 81 . Who can forget: The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966) …. Luther Heggs The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964) …. Henry Limpet Cannonball Run II (1984) …. CHP Officer A: Everyone. But you can’t forget Barney Fife. He made that show. That show turned to shit when they fired Fife, […]

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In the News

Homeless man tried to sneak off with sheep from zoo LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested. Date night in Arkansas never changes. Burglar steals urine samples WAUKESHA, Wis. – A burglar on a dirty mission broke into a parole […]

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