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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey |
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Completely Fake Name: |
Yacatto Xicotencatl |
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Birthday: |
August 28 |
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Current Location: |
A chair |
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Eye Color: |
Blue |
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Hair Color: |
brown |
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Height: |
5-6 or something |
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Right Handed or Left Handed: |
write – left, throw – right, bat – either |
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Your Heritage: |
Descended from Norse gods |
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The Shoes You Wore Today: |
none-yet. Skaters later |
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Your Weakness: |
Superstars, Kryptonite |
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Your Fears: |
rejection, jail, carnies |
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Your Perfect Pizza: |
anything and/or everything on it |
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Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: |
sell my house for a million dollars
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Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: |
im sux |
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Thoughts First Waking Up: |
Dammit! It was only a dream |
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Your Best Physical Feature: |
whatever it is that they stare at @ the gym |
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Your Bedtime: |
somewhere in the 10 pm-3 am hours, or while at work |
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Your Most Missed Memory: |
this minute, it’s “where the hell did I put my car keys” |
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Pepsi or Coke: |
neither – trying to kick my coke cola habit |
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McDonalds or Burger King: |
I worked at one, so neither. Don’t ask. |
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Single or Group Dates: |
single |
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Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: |
Processed tea sucks |
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Chocolate or Vanilla: |
chocolate |
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Cappuccino or Coffee: |
I quit when I quit smoking |
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Do you Smoke: |
I quit 7 years ago |
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Do you Swear: |
Fuck no! Goddammit, I meant yeah. Yes. |
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Do you Sing: |
Badly |
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Do you Shower Daily: |
Like clockwork. |
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Have you Been in Love: |
Ever? I think so. |
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Do you want to go to College: |
Only for football games or shows. Been there, did that otherwise. |
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Do you want to get Married: |
Again? Not bloody likely.
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Do you believe in yourself: |
Like, “do I exist?” Yes |
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Do you get Motion Sickness: |
Only when the car isn’t moving, but the bridge is. |
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Do you think you are Attractive: |
I must be a little, based on my recent social calendar. |
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Are you a Health Freak: |
a little – dropped 70 lbs since May, I go to the gym 3-4 hours a week. |
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Do you get along with your Parents: |
much more than I ever expected. Or they expected, based on the whole “lost 80s.” |
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Do you like Thunderstorms: |
Yes – the ones in Boulder that come every day at 4:30. Monsoons are OK, too. |
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Do you play an Instrument: |
“Play?” Funny. Pretend? Yes. French Horn in school; electric bass now |
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In the past month have you drank Alcohol: |
Yes. Beer, some awesome wine and even some liquor. |
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In the past month have you Smoked: |
In a moment or two of weakness, but it was while on a date, so it doesn’t count against me. |
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In the past month have you been on Drugs: |
Just Rx and vitamins |
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In the past month have you gone on a Date: |
YES!!! Best month ever in that sense. |
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In the past month have you gone to a Mall: |
yes – I have daughters. There is no way to avoid it. |
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In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: |
No. |
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In the past month have you eaten Sushi: |
no |
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In the past month have you been on Stage: |
Only at Barnes and Noble, chasing my kid |
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In the past month have you been Dumped: |
No. *knocks on wood, crosses fingers, crosses self, rubs a bald guy’s head…* |
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In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: |
It’s fricking winter, so NO. But I would under the right circumstances. Like a HEATED indoor pool. Or a vodka bender. |
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In the past month have you Stolen Anything: |
Does intellectual property count? Bandwidth? |
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Ever been Drunk: |
Hmm. I have to say yes. |
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Ever been called a Tease: |
Actually, I’ve been one a couple of times |
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Ever been Beaten up: |
yes. Some asshole named Bob, and some midget punk who tried to bike-jack me. |
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Ever Shoplifted: |
Let me tell you about the 5th Amendment… |
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How do you want to Die: |
at the hands (paws?) of axe wielding, tweaked lemurs. Or like that guy at the end of the Meaning of Life (the “chased by bikini girls” guy, not Mr. Creosote) |
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What do you want to be when you Grow Up: |
cooler than my peers. |
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What country would you most like to Visit: |
Right now, even Canada sounds good, although tropical + ocean + mountains > * |
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In a Boy/Girl.. |
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Favourite Eye Color: |
blue or green |
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Favourite Hair Color: |
red |
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Short or Long Hair: |
long |
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Height: |
under 7’= no worries |
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Weight: |
being reasonably fit is good, but it’s not about meeting some number |
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Best Clothing Style: |
whatever looks hot |
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Number of Drugs I have taken: |
legal – 10? others – 1, I think. Do attempts count? |
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Number of CDs I own: |
100+ |
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Number of Piercings: |
0. Came close once, but it clashed with the mullet. |
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Number of Tattoos: |
0, but subject to change |
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Number of things in my Past I Regret: |
17 |
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dorky