For 25 years, this has been the “best movie ever,” mostly because I was on a plutonium nyborg bender every time I saw it. For reasons unknown to me, I watched this cartoon thing last night, stone cold sober. Big mistake. It isn’t that good.
- Harry Canyon – fuck the girl with big, physically impossible boobs, then kill her and pocket some cash.
- Den – fuck another girl with gravity-defying boobs, fuck the queen with even bigger boobs, then kick her ass to win back the first one
- Sternn – This one is about Dick Cheney.
- B-17 – Skeletor’s family takes a vacation to the tropics.
- So Beautiful and So Dangerous – a robot fucks a girl with big boobs. Plus plutonium nyborg to keep the help happy.
- Taarna – The bad guy isn’t that scary after all. Taarna a has big boobs and kicks everybody’s ass. And the stupid whiny bird thing is still stupid. When the bad guy says kill it, I am all “YESSS!!!”
Obviously, I was insane at 18 when this came out. Or drunk a lot.