Homeless man tried to sneak off with sheep from zoo
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested.

Date night in Arkansas never changes.

Burglar steals urine samples
WAUKESHA, Wis. – A burglar on a dirty mission broke into a parole office and left with some key pieces of evidence – urine samples.

Neither does Badger football

Skyward-swinging doors popular with car enthusiasts
CORONA, Calif. – There’s something about swinging your car door skyward like a jackknife blade that announces you’ve arrived. At least arrived in the sense that you’re making the latest cutting-edge auto fashion statement, according to car customizers.

Hello?  Can you say Pimp My Ride ca. 2003?