Sex Pistols to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: KMA, motherfuckers.

Next to the SEX-PISTOLS rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain. Your museum = urine in wine. Were (sic.) not coming.  Were (sic.) not your monkey and so what? Fame at $25,000 if we paid for a table, or $15000 to squeak up in the gallery, goes to a non-profit organisation selling us a load of old famous.  Congradualtions (sic.). If you voted for us, hope you noted your reasons. Your (sic.) anonymous as judges, but your (sic.) still music industry people. Were (sic.) not coming. Your (sic.) not paying attention.  Outside the shit-stem is a real SEX PISTOL.

When asked for comment, the ghost of Sid Vicious reportedly claimed that until Gene Simmons is admitted, either as a solo lounge act or for his work with some band – god, what was the name – the Pistols will not recognize the legitimacy of the hall. “When that day comes,” he continued, “the Hall can go fuck itself, because the Pistols will still not be interested in this bullshit ‘honor.’ So fuck off.”