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Filed in Surreal Life, February 17, 2006, 6:53 pm by Dr. GonzoOK, I answered an online questionairre about blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes, because you’re not in good health unless an internet quiz says you are.
Do you want free info on maintaining your health, it asked, after concluding that I was as healthly as any 90 year old my age. Me: sure. WTF, eh?
Today it came…
wait for it…
Should I be worried?
Filed in the big series of tubes, February 16, 2006, 1:54 pm by Dr. GonzoHi Condi. Thanks for dropping by…
sherman.state.gov (U.S. Department Of State)
District Of Columbia, Washington, United States, 0 returning visits
Date
Time
WebPage
February 16th 2006
01:31:01 PM
Messenger Puppet :: Cheney’s Got a Gun…www.google.com/search?q=cheney got a gun&hl=en&lr=&start=10&sa=N
February 16th 2006
01:33:17 PM
Messenger Puppet :: Cheney’s Got a Gun…www.google.com/search?q=cheney got a gun&hl=en&lr=&start=10&sa=N
Happy Birthday to Me
Filed in the big series of tubes, , 7:24 am by Dr. GonzoWell, not me, this website. MP.com is 2 today, 604,118 viewers and 1,127,945 views removed from some very humble beginnings.
And not happy birthday like this or this. Like this, maybe.
Reprieve?
Filed in In Local News..., February 15, 2006, 9:36 pm by Dr. GonzoPossibly. Dog 4.0 may have just dodged one. DEVELOPING…
I see your underwear
Filed in Surreal Life, February 14, 2006, 10:14 pm by Dr. GonzoWhat your IP says about you…
What’s In YOUR Wallet?
Filed in Surreal Life, , 1:03 pm by Dr. GonzoDear dead guy: Would you like a 0% credit card with 95% APR universal default triggers (i.e., late on your water bill = default rate on your wholly unrelated credit card )?
He Has Been Dead for Five Years. WTF? Why not?
Dear He Has Been Dead for Five Years: Guess we can’t after all, since evidently [...]
Cheney’s Got a Gun…
Filed in Impeach Bush, February 13, 2006, 3:33 pm by Dr. GonzoWoe to you if Dick mistakes you for quail from inside the limo
“Mmmmmm, rifles…”
WTF, Poppy?
Filed in Impeach Bush, February 10, 2006, 9:12 am by Dr. Gonzo“Anybody that shoots at the president of the United States at a funeral, I just didn’t appreciate that,” Mr. Bush added.
Dad Slams Attack On Bush At King Rite .
Why is this man not under arrest?
Or his dad, for saying the quote above.
Poppy is not completely insane:
Former President Bush also had praise for his friend, Bill [...]
BREAKING NEWS: Lincoln Navigator gets trampy
Filed in Pimp My Ride, February 8, 2006, 1:43 pm by Dr. Gonzo“I’m a chrome whore”
Lincoln Navigator gets a new skanky look
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