I STILL hate them.
They STILL deserve it…
In our last episode, Qwest had just told me to fuck right off. Our wires are fine. Yours suck. Perhaps you need a whole new outlet for $99, or you can pay me $120 an hour to tell you I can’t find the problem.
Today
Qwest: I am on time? Where the hell are you?
Me: Ooops. I thought between 12-5 meant between 12 and 5, not AT 12.
Me: I need an outlet.
Qwest: WTF? Who told you that – don’t you already have one?
Me: Qwest said it so it must be true, n’est ce pas?
Qwest: Wait. Let me fuck around with all your wires.
Me: Ooops. I thought between 12-5 meant between 12 and 5, not AT 12.
Me: I need an outlet.
Qwest: WTF? Who told you that – don’t you already have one?
Me: Qwest said it so it must be true, n’est ce pas?
Qwest: Wait. Let me fuck around with all your wires.
tick tock
Qwest: You’re all fixed. No new nothin’ needed.
Me: WTF? (P.S. alliteration is overdone.)
Qwest: No charge. (P.S. STFU)
Me: NFW! *faints from shock*
