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	<title>Comments on: Dear Mel Clayton Ford</title>
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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>By: melclaytonfordsucks</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/04/26/dear-mel-clayton-ford/comment-page-1/#comment-4132</link>
		<dc:creator>melclaytonfordsucks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mel Clayton Ford sucks, period. They are sleazy and devious. 

They will cheat everyone they can.

Mel Clayton Ford blows dog. 

http://www.melclaytonfordsucks.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mel Clayton Ford sucks, period. They are sleazy and devious. </p>
<p>They will cheat everyone they can.</p>
<p>Mel Clayton Ford blows dog. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.melclaytonfordsucks.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.melclaytonfordsucks.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Gunga Din</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/04/26/dear-mel-clayton-ford/comment-page-1/#comment-3056</link>
		<dc:creator>Gunga Din</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>www.melclaytonfordsucks.com

Mel Clayton Ford still sucks. They are beneath sleazy and vile.</description>
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<p>Mel Clayton Ford still sucks. They are beneath sleazy and vile.</p>
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		<title>By: Gunga Din</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/04/26/dear-mel-clayton-ford/comment-page-1/#comment-3031</link>
		<dc:creator>Gunga Din</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a site up on these lying, stinking, thieving clowns. Check it often.

http://www.MelClaytonFordSucks.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a site up on these lying, stinking, thieving clowns. Check it often.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.MelClaytonFordSucks.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.MelClaytonFordSucks.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Wonderful</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/04/26/dear-mel-clayton-ford/comment-page-1/#comment-1100</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 23:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wanted to be a car salesman, back in the naive days when I thought it had something to do with cars.  I did good at FNS internet, but they are the exception, and their regular leeches are probably as shit-tastic as anyone else's.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wanted to be a car salesman, back in the naive days when I thought it had something to do with cars.  I did good at FNS internet, but they are the exception, and their regular leeches are probably as shit-tastic as anyone else&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/04/26/dear-mel-clayton-ford/comment-page-1/#comment-1099</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 18:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scenes From A Recent Visit To Powell Volvo

PV: "Wow! This car's not even in our computers yet! It's a good thing you spotted it on the lot. I gotta let these guys know about this one!"

Me: "It's on your website. Is your online rep here?"

PV (after checking inside): "Boy oh boy! I've never gotten yelled at by a sales manager like that before! He won't go any lower than 21, but I'm gonna give it to you for 19!"

Me: "You have it listed for 16 online. Here's the printout."

PV: "I'll be right back"

And it's all downhill from there.

Other highlights include the sob story about a dead wife during the test drive and vehemently denying that Ford acquired Volvo when it came up in conversation. I refused to proceed with the sale when they failed to find the antenna that was missing from the car, but the real reason was because of their douchebag staff.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scenes From A Recent Visit To Powell Volvo</p>
<p>PV: &#8220;Wow! This car&#8217;s not even in our computers yet! It&#8217;s a good thing you spotted it on the lot. I gotta let these guys know about this one!&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s on your website. Is your online rep here?&#8221;</p>
<p>PV (after checking inside): &#8220;Boy oh boy! I&#8217;ve never gotten yelled at by a sales manager like that before! He won&#8217;t go any lower than 21, but I&#8217;m gonna give it to you for 19!&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;You have it listed for 16 online. Here&#8217;s the printout.&#8221;</p>
<p>PV: &#8220;I&#8217;ll be right back&#8221;</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s all downhill from there.</p>
<p>Other highlights include the sob story about a dead wife during the test drive and vehemently denying that Ford acquired Volvo when it came up in conversation. I refused to proceed with the sale when they failed to find the antenna that was missing from the car, but the real reason was because of their douchebag staff.</p>
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