My Ass is famous

Somebody thought it was a good idea to put my butt on the internet.  Thanks.  At least they didn’t put me in a hair club for men ad…

I spoke too soon.  Fucking heredity.


The best thing from Texas ever

Texas increases speed to 80 mph on some roads
It doesn’t make up for that assclown Bush, but it’s a start.


AARP <3 me

Lounge Lizard night in Scottsdale.


Phoenix 5.28.06

Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
Baby blue. Richie Rich at the wheel. Why didn’t I take my own picture? Because i was walking. Why won’t I make THAT mistake again soon? Because:

I missed the shot
My car gets appreciative stares when i drive
I get appreciative stares when i walk. Except they seemed to [...]


the best movie I saw today

F***ing awesome


Craigslist - a place for weirdos

Dear sick motherf…


Friday BS

I am really bored…


41 questions

OK, so inspiration is lacking on Fridays…


Happy birthday

to my Mustang.  1 month, 1700 miles, $8,000 in gas

0 babes.  Soon to be a breach of warranty claim…


News of the Weird

I am sensing a theme…
Using rabbits, scientists create artificial penisSuccess with randy, replicating rabbits suggests that an ”artificial penis” made from a patient’s own penile cells might someday help men challenged by tough-to-treat impotence.
Man allegedly steals sex toy, uses it, dumps itKINGSTON, Ont. - A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held [...]


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