My Ass is famous
Somebody thought it was a good idea to put my butt on the internet. Thanks. At least they didn’t put me in a hair club for men ad… I spoke too soon. Fucking heredity.
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The best thing from Texas ever
Texas increases speed to 80 mph on some roads It doesn’t make up for that assclown Bush, but it’s a start.
Read more "The best thing from Texas ever"AARP <3 me
Leisure Suit Me in Scottsdale. Chatted up this hot surgical nurse. So did two other guys. But, once the beer kicked in, I knew it was time to BTF off, because, AS I JUST WROTE, the beer kicked in. See this if the significance escapes you. I’ll see her next time, maybe. Then I went […]
Read more "AARP <3 me"Phoenix 5.28.06
Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Baby blue. Richie Rich at the wheel. Why didn’t I take my own picture? Because i was walking. Why won’t I make THAT mistake again soon? Because: I missed the shot My car gets appreciative stares when i drive I get appreciative stares when i walk. Except they seemed to come only […]
Read more "Phoenix 5.28.06"the best movie I saw today
F***ing awesome
Read more "the best movie I saw today"Craigslist – a place for weirdos
I was browsing the Craigslist the other day and found this headline any young women interested in a daddy/daughter relationship? – m4w – 43 Oh shit, I wandered into the personals. But WTF? Daddy/daughter? I just had daddy daughter time at Trader Joes, and it was limited to buying yogurt and telling fart jokes. But […]
Read more "Craigslist – a place for weirdos"Friday BS
I am really bored…
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OK, so inspiration is lacking on Fridays…
Read more "41 questions"Happy birthday
to my Mustang. 1 month, 1700 miles, $8,000 in gas 0 babes. Soon to be a breach of warranty claim…
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I am sensing a theme… Using rabbits, scientists create artificial penisSuccess with randy, replicating rabbits suggests that an ”artificial penis” made from a patient’s own penile cells might someday help men challenged by tough-to-treat impotence. Man allegedly steals sex toy, uses it, dumps itKINGSTON, Ont. – A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a […]
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