My Ass is famous
Filed in Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, May 30, 2006, 5:37 pm by Dr. GonzoSomebody thought it was a good idea to put my butt on the internet. Thanks. At least they didn’t put me in a hair club for men ad…
I spoke too soon. Fucking heredity.
The best thing from Texas ever
Filed in Car and Driver, , 12:19 pm by Dr. GonzoTexas increases speed to 80 mph on some roads
It doesn’t make up for that assclown Bush, but it’s a start.
AARP <3 me
Filed in Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, May 29, 2006, 9:22 pm by Dr. GonzoLounge Lizard night in Scottsdale.
Phoenix 5.28.06
Filed in Pimp My Ride, , 8:57 pm by Dr. GonzoLamborghini Gallardo Spyder
Baby blue. Richie Rich at the wheel. Why didn’t I take my own picture? Because i was walking. Why won’t I make THAT mistake again soon? Because:
I missed the shot
My car gets appreciative stares when i drive
I get appreciative stares when i walk. Except they seemed to [...]
the best movie I saw today
Filed in Kill Your Television, May 28, 2006, 9:31 pm by Dr. GonzoF***ing awesome
Craigslist - a place for weirdos
Filed in Surreal Life, May 27, 2006, 5:05 pm by Dr. GonzoDear sick motherf…
41 questions
Filed in In Local News..., , 1:50 pm by Dr. GonzoOK, so inspiration is lacking on Fridays…
Happy birthday
Filed in Pimp My Ride, , 12:26 am by Dr. Gonzoto my Mustang. 1 month, 1700 miles, $8,000 in gas
0 babes. Soon to be a breach of warranty claim…
News of the Weird
Filed in Surreal Life, May 24, 2006, 12:37 pm by Dr. GonzoI am sensing a theme…
Using rabbits, scientists create artificial penisSuccess with randy, replicating rabbits suggests that an ”artificial penis” made from a patient’s own penile cells might someday help men challenged by tough-to-treat impotence.
Man allegedly steals sex toy, uses it, dumps itKINGSTON, Ont. - A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held [...]