Tom Cruise, auto heretic


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Famed placenta-eater, full time wack job and part time shitty actor Tom Cruise(r) defiles Mustangs everywhere by Scientologifying one in New York. Reportedly, Cruise specifically requested a “gay flaming macho orange Saleen” to represent his happiness over having to pimp yet another crap movie that nobody will like.

Tom Cruise rides through NYC to promote ‘Mission’.

Gee, Tom, why not a Beetle, or an “I’m not compensating for anything. Really” Viper. They’re more your speed. About 250,000 Mustang owners just barfed a little in their mouths seeing this. Asshead.

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