Comments on: Tom Cruise f***s with me part 13 http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/05/04/tom-cruise-fs-with-me-part-13/ No more of that talk or I’ll put the fucking leeches on you, understand? Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:24:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Dr. Gonzo http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/05/04/tom-cruise-fs-with-me-part-13/comment-page-1/#comment-1112 Dr. Gonzo Fri, 05 May 2006 18:21:25 +0000 http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/05/04/tom-cruise-fs-with-me-part-13/#comment-1112 You can't fool me with your tricky prose. i wasn't <strong>born on the fourth of July</strong>, ya know. You slay me, shecky, you comic <strong>legend</strong>. Seriously. You know <strong>all the right moves</strong>. God it physically hurt to write that. .Even with my <strong>eyes wide shut</strong>. (Sorry. It's <strong>taps </strong>for this thread. I really don't want to see where you would go with the firm, days of thunder, Goldmember, Cocktail) You can’t fool me with your tricky prose. i wasn’t born on the fourth of July, ya know.

You slay me, shecky, you comic legend. Seriously. You know all the right moves.

God it physically hurt to write that. .Even with my eyes wide shut.

(Sorry. It’s taps for this thread. I really don’t want to see where you would go with the firm, days of thunder, Goldmember, Cocktail)

]]> By: OG Fred http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/05/04/tom-cruise-fs-with-me-part-13/comment-page-1/#comment-1111 OG Fred Fri, 05 May 2006 14:45:53 +0000 http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2006/05/04/tom-cruise-fs-with-me-part-13/#comment-1111 You know, buying a car these days can be a <em>risky business</em>. If Chevy does come out withe the new Camaro, the resulting ad blitzes could seem like <em>the war of the worlds</em>. I'm sure that Ford was pleased to have a person considered by some to be a <em>top gun</em> in the entertainment industry appear in one of their vehicles. I think any company would be happy to have <em>a few good men</em> to show off their product to the the average American consumer who's <em>far and away</em> more fickle than at any other time. Maybe when the time comes Suzuki could hire Tom to pose on <em>the last Samurai</em> to roll off the assembly line. Honest to God, I couldn't help myself. Shecky strikes again. You know, buying a car these days can be a risky business. If Chevy does come out withe the new Camaro, the resulting ad blitzes could seem like the war of the worlds. I’m sure that Ford was pleased to have a person considered by some to be a top gun in the entertainment industry appear in one of their vehicles. I think any company would be happy to have a few good men to show off their product to the the average American consumer who’s far and away more fickle than at any other time. Maybe when the time comes Suzuki could hire Tom to pose on the last Samurai to roll off the assembly line.

Honest to God, I couldn’t help myself. Shecky strikes again.

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