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Every week. the older, grayer, gayer (than Clay Aiken) craptacular spaz named Taylor Hicks moves closer and closer to Justoin Guarini/Ruben Studdard/Fantasia karaoke irrelevance. Yay. Meanwhile, the semitalented ones like Chris escape the bullshit, “sing our dopey, shitty sugarfest crap songs or nothing” ultimatums the “winner” gets stuck with. God, I hope it’s that lame walking seizure. I also hope his deluded minions (the Asshole Patrol) and the Gaymates of Clay Aiken meet Braveheart style in some WalMart parking lot and achieve mutually assured destruction.

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