Why we should pretend the 1970s never happened, Ex. 3

Kinda makes you want to hang out the window of a LeMans and drunkenly yell “oi,” doesn’t it? Actually, one time Merloid did that to me FROM one of these shitboxes. What a proud day that was – to be called a loser by a loser.*

Oi 200

Oi 202

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*Anyone riding in a Pinto by choice is a loser. Period. It’s indelible. You can redeem yourself with, e.g., Plymouth Fury V-8s and shit like that, but still, it’s a black mark on your soul.

 


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    OG Fred UNITED STATES said May 14, 2006, 10:15 pm:

    Makes me want to fly through Chicago air space. Not, of course, while confessing repressed homosexual feelings.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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    Dr. Gonzo UNITED STATES said May 14, 2006, 10:49 pm:

    Huh?

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    OG Fred UNITED STATES said May 15, 2006, 7:57 am:

    C’mon, Dr G.

    Think Henry Gibson, Ray Bans, black and white Mopar, Nazis and gravity.

    I tried to find a link to a site that had a picture, but there doesn’t seem to be anything out there.

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    Dr. Gonzo UNITED STATES said May 15, 2006, 10:58 am:

    OK, got it now. I don’t really associate that movie with pintos. Just car crashes, which for some reason fixate me.

    I was trying to think of some reverence in your or my individeual histories, and was drawing a complete blank.

    Fortunately.

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    Dr. Gonzo UNITED STATES said May 15, 2006, 12:33 pm:

    reference, not reverence

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    Anonymous UNITED STATES said May 15, 2006, 12:56 pm:

    The reverence is all from me to you, good Dr. I bow in you general direction.

    How’s that for switching metaphores?

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