Kirk: Go to yellow alert

Am i the only one who’s noticed that we are at yellow (elevated/Bert/paranoid/whatever) on the rainbow scale of terrorist paranoia put out by our own Department of Homeland Stupidity?  Still?  Seems like the last time it changed (to red, of course) was fall 2004.  What happened in fall 2004?  Oh, that’s right.  i remember.

Anyway, isn’t it odd.  No one talks about it, but it’s still there.  I bet a million billion dollars of Haliburton green baloney money that we get a red between now and  November, but only if gas gets “down” to $2.  If they did it now, gas would spike to $4 and the GOP would be doomed.  So, there’s no way they would fake another one right now.

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