I was browsing the Craigslist the other day and found this headline

any young women interested in a daddy/daughter relationship? – m4w – 43

Oh shit, I wandered into the personals.  But WTF?  Daddy/daughter?  I just had daddy daughter time at Trader Joes, and it was limited to buying yogurt and telling fart jokes.

But there was more…

I love young women, I love being around them, and I love being friends with them. I’d love to meet a nice young woman who needs a daddy figure. We can hang out, go to movies, do whatever you want to do. It could be a sexual relationship, if you’re interested in that, or it doesn’t have to be if you don’t want that. Basically I’m just looking for a nice woman who likes being around an older man.

Please send a pic, and I’ll send one in return.

That one little sentence in the middle sort of caught my attention.  The guy asked for daddy daughter,  Then he said it could be a sex thing.  Uh-uh.  No,  No fucking way.  So I let him know that he was off course in his trolling, in my best neutral, non-judgmental way

You twisted fuck. I hope you get ebola and die. Or dick leprosy, plus resultant death. You are worse than my secretary who said something about sucking ass, a skill which sounds better suited to you, and something your future fellow inmates will exploit in due course. Die motherfucker. Die.

No response yet.  I assume the freak is cured.