I was browsing the Craigslist the other day and found this headline
any young women interested in a daddy/daughter relationship? – m4w – 43
Oh shit, I wandered into the personals. But WTF? Daddy/daughter? I just had daddy daughter time at Trader Joes, and it was limited to buying yogurt and telling fart jokes.
But there was more…
I love young women, I love being around them, and I love being friends with them. I’d love to meet a nice young woman who needs a daddy figure. We can hang out, go to movies, do whatever you want to do. It could be a sexual relationship, if you’re interested in that, or it doesn’t have to be if you don’t want that. Basically I’m just looking for a nice woman who likes being around an older man.
Please send a pic, and I’ll send one in return.
That one little sentence in the middle sort of caught my attention. The guy asked for daddy daughter, Then he said it could be a sex thing. Uh-uh. No, No fucking way. So I let him know that he was off course in his trolling, in my best neutral, non-judgmental way
You twisted fuck. I hope you get ebola and die. Or dick leprosy, plus resultant death. You are worse than my secretary who said something about sucking ass, a skill which sounds better suited to you, and something your future fellow inmates will exploit in due course. Die motherfucker. Die.
No response yet. I assume the freak is cured.