Apparently…

the sun is somewhat integral to, well, life as we know it on this planet.  It can still fuck right off.  I am still pissed at it.  But I guess I should stop shooting at it, for everyone else’s sake.

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T

On July 11, 2002, I DID NOT hit a pedestrian 3 blocks from my office. She got mad after I DID NOT nudge her inadvertently while trying to turn right on red. Even though she weighed 300 lbs., I did not see her in order to avoid the 0.1 mph impact which did not happen. […]

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