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Due Process 1, Administration Fascists 0

Supreme Court Blocks Bush, Gitmo War Trials. It’s this simple – if they’re guilty of something, trust your own system to figure it out. You cannot export “democracy” without exporting the rights reserved to the people therein. Plus, nobody will believe a US kangaroo court verdict anymore than we give credence to Saddam verdicts. Let [...]

Thieves suck

Don’t touch my stuff, you unimaginable piece of…

Name this car

The front is pointy, with rectangular cutouts. I’m guessing pop up headlights. It’s not a Lamborghini Urraco (my first guess) or espada (a name I remembered). Definitely not a silhouette (aka jalpa). Renault/alpine maybe? Some bastard opel? BTW, the pink sky is not me being artsy – I COOKED my fricking camera.

Free Speech 1, Senate Shitheads 0

Election year pandering enrages me. Karl Rove’s evil plan almost gelifies…

Some targets are just too easy

Poor Rush – more drug problems. What a dilemma…

Henry Rollins: The Voice of America

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This right here is a beer. Learn it. Know it. Live it. Summer, 1988

The stuff of nightmares

Words to live by

SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?...

Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)

These are the ramblings of a real freak

Fredo Wang

You just exemplify dork now... case closed!!

Sabrina

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.

Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.

OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker

Cripley

Stop running into people

Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.

gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?

Shemp

You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

Chevelle

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

Woody

Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.

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