Sympathy for the President

Tomorrow is International George W. Bush day.   Show some sympathy and some taste.  Use all your well-learned politesse, or, well, don’t ask.

Note to gullible evangelicals everywhere:  This is the 21st time (more or less) that 6–6–6 happened (although only about the 8th time or so under our current Gregorian calendar).  So don’t get your panties in a bunch about the end times.  God has shown 20 times at least that He/She doens’t follow your desk calendar.

Note to House of Judah (semi-famous Michigan cult from the late 70s/early 80s that was sociopathically afraid of the number 6): 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666, 666.

Note to conspiracy theorists:  If the Bush administration really did orchestrate 9–11, you know they chose 9–11 over 9/10, 9/12 or any other day in 01.  “911” has a good rhthym and a direct and subliminal urgency and impending doom air about it.  In that case, how can fake Christian Bush pass up 06–06–06?  Especially with midterms (and likely severe GOP losses) coming up? I am going to hide until Wednesday.

Categories: Uncategorized

Leave a Reply