Torch My Ride: Arson for Hire.

SUV owners who are faced with rising gas prices have found a new way to get out from under their high car payments — arson…

Evidently, they saw that X-men scene where Magneto throws a Lexus SUV and Pyro sets it on fire. (And Karma is pleased.)

If that doesn’t work, there’s always using them to restart reefs, or recycling them into Smarts Or Hummerhenge