What I did on vacation, in four words
Cedar Point: T was too short
Detroit: Kalamazoo coneys were better
Ford Field: tackled by a monkey
Madonna: OMFG still a babe
ex-inlaws: still shop at Walmart
Crip: he’s still fucking nuts
Padlock: like Crip but more
the former cheerleaders at the reunion: secretly wanted my ass
my freakishly insane imagination: more deluded than ever^^^
So chew on that…
