Sir, in my heart, I know I’m funny.

Bruno Kirby, 57, dies – Aug 15, 2006.

Famous for Good Morning, Viet Nam:

Lieutenant Steven Hauk: I understand you’re pretty funny as a dee-jay and, well, comedy is kind of a hobby of mine. Well, actually, it’s a little more than just a hobby, Reader’s Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.
Adrian Cronauer: Really.
Lieutenant Steven Hauk: Yeah. And perhaps some night we could maybe get together and swap humorous stories, for fun.
Adrian Cronauer: Oh, why not? Maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records, that’d be a hoot.
Lieutenant Steven Hauk: That’s a joke, right?
Adrian Cronauer: Maybe.
Lieutenant Steven Hauk: I get it.

***

Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency. He did a very off-color parody of former VP Nixon.
General: I thought it was hilarious.
Lt. Steven Hauk: Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man.
General: Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn’t buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend.

and When Harry Met Sally:

Jess: Marriages don’t break up on account of infidelity. It’s just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that “symptom” is fucking my wife.

Also (*shudders*), imdb says this:

Cruising (1980) (uncredited) …. Man greasing up his fist in club
… aka William Friedkin’s Cruising (USA: closing credits title)

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