I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, August 22, 2006, 10:46 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum– Me, about 30 seconds ago…
Maybach 62
Filed in Pimp My Ride, , 8:55 pm by Dr. Gonzoat the Esplanade. I swear it’s not a Hyundai - honest!!
KISS Your Originality Goodbye
Filed in Kill Your Television, Needs More Cowbell, August 21, 2006, 10:30 pm by Dr. GonzoActually, lick it goodbye, I suppose, and buy it breakfast before it goes.
Gene Simmons Family Jewels is all Gene, all the time. i like Gene. He is rich as shit. Gets laid. A lot. Is able to play the bass competently. And gets laid. A lot.
Still, Gene… baby… Double [...]
Maverick y Goose: The Epilogue
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 10:10 pm by Dr. GonzoI may be the world’s greatest wingman, but I am not Dr. Phil. I can’t save a “f*** her until she’s bored with you” relationship from collapsing under its own stupidity.
Happy birthday, big dog
Filed in Impeach Bush, August 18, 2006, 11:15 am by Dr. Gonzo
President Clinton’s 60th Birthday.
I still remember peace., prosperity and freedom.
And $1.25 gas. And the Constitution.
Bush to America: Why can’t I ignore the Constitution?
Filed in Impeach Bush, , 10:47 am by Dr. GonzoPresident George W. Bush whines like a pussy about having to follow the law, while goofing off at the Camp David presidential retreat in Maryland. (MANDEL NGAN/AFP-Getty Images)
Bush speaks out against wiretapping ruling
August 18, 2006
By DEB RIECHMANN ASSOCIATED PRESS
CAMP DAVID, Md. — President George W. Bush said those who agree with a [...]