Last Throes…

Baghdad under total daylight curfew.
Mission accomplished, indeed.


Just So We’re Clear…

The recent shenanigans on nip/tuck involving Laura Ingalls, peanut butter and a dog have absolutely nothing to do with my old band.  Except the name. 


Compass Bank: Dear Gonzo - Go Fuck Yourself

F***ing banks suck.


Brother can you spare $65,000?

All I want for Christmas…


How to tell you live in a safe place, part 2

Equally effective against Jehovah’s Witnesses.


I miss cable

I need to stop watching channel 99 from Turdhole AZ…


Opportunities Lost

Oh, what could have been…

No, the stupid Phoenix Arizona Cardinals said “we’re the biggest idiots in the NFL.” Again…


When pigs fly



Man who shouted ‘tequila!’ on hit record dies

Man who shouted ‘tequila!’ in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure dies
Associated PressSept. 22, 2006 02:03 PM
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. - Danny Flores, who played the saxophone and shouted the word “tequila!” in the 1950s hit song “Tequila!”, has died. He was 77.


Oops, I crapped my…

no, I just can’t say it

Clench, Joe, clench
Paterno leaves field, battling flu bug
What I can say is that his team was kicking ass without him on the field. He was back in the 4th quarter when his team went into step on their own dicks mode (aka “play like Colorado”) and bent [...]


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