Last Throes…
Filed in Impeach Bush, September 30, 2006, 3:33 pm by Dr. GonzoBaghdad under total daylight curfew.
Mission accomplished, indeed.
Just So We’re Clear…
Filed in Surreal Life, September 29, 2006, 5:09 pm by Dr. GonzoThe recent shenanigans on nip/tuck involving Laura Ingalls, peanut butter and a dog have absolutely nothing to do with my old band. Except the name.
Compass Bank: Dear Gonzo - Go Fuck Yourself
Filed in Final Bitch, , 11:46 am by Dr. GonzoF***ing banks suck.
Brother can you spare $65,000?
Filed in Needs More Cowbell, September 26, 2006, 3:54 pm by Dr. GonzoAll I want for Christmas…
How to tell you live in a safe place, part 2
Filed in In Local News..., , 12:53 pm by Dr. GonzoEqually effective against Jehovah’s Witnesses.
I miss cable
Filed in Pat Robertson Moons America, , 11:16 am by Dr. GonzoI need to stop watching channel 99 from Turdhole AZ…
Opportunities Lost
Filed in Football Is God, , 10:05 am by Dr. GonzoOh, what could have been…
Man who shouted ‘tequila!’ on hit record dies
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, , 12:00 am by Dr. GonzoMan who shouted ‘tequila!’ in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure dies
Associated PressSept. 22, 2006 02:03 PM
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. - Danny Flores, who played the saxophone and shouted the word “tequila!” in the 1950s hit song “Tequila!”, has died. He was 77.
Oops, I crapped my…
Filed in Football Is God, September 24, 2006, 10:51 pm by Dr. Gonzono, I just can’t say it
Clench, Joe, clench
Paterno leaves field, battling flu bug
What I can say is that his team was kicking ass without him on the field. He was back in the 4th quarter when his team went into step on their own dicks mode (aka “play like Colorado”) and bent [...]