Baghdad under total daylight curfew. Mission accomplished, indeed.Read more "Last Throes…"
Apropos of nothing… There’s a shit storm a’coming I feel it coming soon There’s a time and a place And a moment in space When the fat boys call the tune There’s a bubble a’bouncing And it’s bouncing my way There’s two sticks in the powderworks I think its gonna blow today There’s a shit […]Read more "Powderworks"
The recent shenanigans on nip/tuck involving Laura Ingalls, peanut butter and a dog have absolutely nothing to do with my old band. Except the name.Read more "Just So We’re Clear…"
F***ing banks suck. MSN Music (in July): We would love to sell you $2.13 worth of music. Me: Yay! * * * Me (in September): Give me all my money Compass, I am so over you. Compass: Fine, asshole, but you left $0.80. Me: Evs. * * * MSN (in September): Yeah, I think we […]Read more "Compass Bank: Dear Gonzo – Go Fuck Yourself"
All I want for Christmas… People say that my bass playing, well, what does “I would prefer to have my brain ripped from my skull and fed to rabid lemurs, while my still living corpse is repeatedly and horrifically violated by intoxicated Barry Manilow imitators, than listen to you ‘play’ that thing ever again” tell […]Read more "Brother can you spare $65,000?"
Equally effective against Jehovah’s Witnesses.Read more "How to tell you live in a safe place, part 2"
I need to stop watching channel 99 from Turdhole AZ… I don’t have cable for the next three days. No ESPN. No “TiVo.” No PPV porn. No internet. Dammit! So this morning, I woke up with the shakes, from broadband withdrawal (or from the worst El Salvador beer ever. It’s hard to say.) Imagine my […]Read more "I miss cable"
Oh, what could have been… No, the stupid Phoenix Arizona Cardinals said “we’re the biggest idiots in the NFL.” Again. (Residents of Arizona all have “we’re fucking morons” tattooed on their asses for building this shrine to the shittiest franchise ever. But that is another story.) Instead of the fighting songbirds playing at Viagra Field […]Read more "Opportunities Lost"
Man who shouted ‘tequila!’ in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure dies Associated Press Sept. 22, 2006 02:03 PM HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – Danny Flores, who played the saxophone and shouted the word “tequila!” in the 1950s hit song “Tequila!”, has died. He was 77.Read more "Man who shouted ‘tequila!’ on hit record dies"