Clue # 1
This is a Bugatti Veyron. You have to trust me on this…
Look! A squirrel!
30 foot anaconda
1984
Acid Flashback
Caption This
classics
Clowns on Parade
Colorado
Cracker
crap cars
Crash Into Me
do me baby
eat the rich
exotics
Final Bitch
For Your "Convenience"
frat
Incongruity
Joe College
Karmic Equivalence Bitch!!!!
Losers
Michigan
Morning In America
Mustang
my cars
Naked Phoenix
Name that Car
need for speed
Needs More Cowbell
NFL
Pat Robertson Moons America
Penis Lord of Scum
police
road trips
scouts
Spied in Phoenix
spy photos
Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do
The Fury
trendy art fuck
You Like Me. You Really Like Me.
The Critics Agree
These are the ramblings of a real freakFredo WangYou just exemplify dork now... case closed!!SabrinaI could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.Minister of CoolThanks for ruining another fond memory.OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fuckerCripleyStop running into people
Superstar Queen of ShebaYou are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcatWhat kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp
You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]Chevelle
I agree with each and every one of your statements.Woody
Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.200 readers per day
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