This one or…

Fuckin’ A, Beav.  It has been 72 hours without caffeine.  Not just caffeine, Monsters.  Sometimes two.

A.   WTF am I thinking?  Oh yeah.  A fucking cold in the middle of summer.  (In Phoenix, it’s ALWAYS the middle of summer.)  Caffeine bad, hot ginger ale good.
B.   Fuck, my head hurts.
C.   I can’t go to sleep in the middle of the day without the post-Monster crash.
D.   Fuck.
E.   Also no beer.
E.   Goddammit.  Fuck.  Where is a fucking Pancakes House Circle K?