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Fuckin’ A, Beav. It has been 72 hours without caffeine. Not just caffeine, Monsters. Sometimes two.
A. WTF am I thinking? Oh yeah. A fucking cold in the middle of summer. (In Phoenix, it’s ALWAYS the middle of summer.) Caffeine bad, hot ginger ale good.
B. Fuck, my head hurts.
C. I can’t go to sleep in the middle of the day without the post-Monster crash.
D. Fuck.
E. Also no beer.
E. Goddammit. Fuck. Where is a fucking Pancakes House Circle K?
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