Monster? I got a f***ing monster for you

Pen S. Lordoscum

Fuckin’ A, Beav.  It has been 72 hours without caffeine.  Not just caffeine, Monsters.  Sometimes two.

    A.   WTF am I thinking?  Oh yeah.  A fucking cold in the middle of summer.  (In Phoenix, it’s ALWAYS the middle of summer.)  Caffeine bad, hot ginger ale good.
    B.   Fuck, my head hurts.
    C.   I can’t go to sleep in the middle of the day without the post-Monster crash.
    D.   Fuck.
    E.   Also no beer.
    E.   Goddammit.  Fuck.  Where is a fucking Circle K?


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