All I want for Christmas…
People say that my bass playing, well, what does “I would prefer to have my brain ripped from my skull and fed to rabid lemurs, while my still living corpse is repeatedly and horrifically violated by intoxicated Barry Manilow imitators, than listen to you ‘play’ that thing ever again” tell you about it. There is not a lot of gray area there. But what to do:
- quit. Fuck that.
- learn to play. WTF? I am a guy – you know, fear of directions, commitment issues. Oh, and talent.
- get a bigger, louder guitar to musically or physically pummel my critics.
If the music’s too loud, you’re too old – Gene Simmons, to the rescue once again.
What would you pay for a piece of a rock legend?
Don’t miss this chance to bring home an autographed and numbered, limited edition GENE SIMMONS AXE BASS GUITAR!
don’t hate on me if you don’t want to wear this between your eyes.