It was the 80s

that is the only plausible excuse…for the hair, the clothes, the Frito Lay Picante sauce.

Uh, OK, but won’t 8 Barrel be jealous?

If you ever denied hooking up with frat groupies “little sisters” (ones best known for advertising for banquet dates), well, here is your proof that she existed. However, this picture must be a fake – no one could afford Michelob at the Phi Sig house.

How to tell you drink too much beer:

  1. You can tell it’s a Michelob from seeing just the top 1″ of a bottle.
  2. You missed giant blue thought bubbles and thus failed to get laid. Again.
  3. She’s mistaken that big bottle of Michelob for your Johnson.  Or perhaps you have.


  • 8 Barrel October 14, 2006 at 6:16 am

    Oh my God.

  • Radar October 16, 2006 at 2:43 am

    No shit. Just when you think, “there’s no evidence,” out of nowhere some lunatic asshole in Chicago comes up with a goddamn photo. This does not bode well for this entire category.

    I am so fucked screwed SOL. As are a number of others.

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