It takes a nation of 300 million to hold us back

300 million?

Fuck.  That is a ton of people. (actually, about 22.5 million tons.  Adjusted for Big Macs and Denny’s Grand slam breakfasts, probably 50 million tons). Just imagine if everybody was insane enough to have 14 kids instead of 1.7.  Think of how many more WalMarts would be polluting the horizon.

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Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

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