The cute one. Well, the first cute one. Jody #3 was pretty hot, too. Jody #1 had a great personality.
- she transferred to “my” BK Lounge – Immediate OMG reaction. Beyond what happens when a girl actually talks to you.
Life with Jody was Party Central:
- Friday Night Videos with 8 barrel and Jody’s cute roommate. “Sharp Dressed Man” beats “Billie Jean” every time.
- Rocky Horror Picture Show with 8, Carrie Welch, Jody, roomie. Yeah, not awkward at all with the girls to my left and 8 to my right.
- Football games with her and Pod (and popov and Wendy burgers)
- One date night…
J: “what are you doing? You totally touched my Boob!”
Sleepy Me: “I’m sorry”
J: “Don’t be”
Me: “OK. Zzzzz” - Homecoming Dance 1983. Hotel (used to be Stouffers). Interruption by Scott Roseypalms. Payback IS a bitch, Scott.
- Thanksgiving break
J: “come ride horses”
Me: “come watch football”
- Xmas break: ” I am getting back with John from Burger King because
a – you’re an idiot, paralyzed by the disaster in Ann Arbor and
b – your drunk calls to get back together with me are not that cute at 11:00 pm. Also, too late. - Married the following Feb. 11.
- Creepy: Prowling an apartment complex looking for John’s shitty Buick. Why? No coherent idea other than in-person drunk calling.
Epilogue: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.
Didn’t.













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